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A Poem / Song

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on 30 March 2009 by Red Wolf

The Grand Masquerade

We’re having a big party, and you’re all invited
The doctor, the dentist, the teacher, the preacher,
Even the old Wal-Mart greeter;
Your roommate from college, your sweetheart from high school,
That guy you smoked hash with out by the public pool;
Everyone’s coming, the presidents, too.
Come dressed to the nines, mask over your true face,
And join us in the dance, the Grand Masquerade.

CHORUS:
We’ll dance and we’ll sing,
Pretend everything’s fine.
See no war, no strife,
No sin, no lying.
No telling who’s who,
True memories will fade,
When you come to dance
In the Grand Masquerade

The preacher, he smiles, drinking under his mask.
His despair is great in the loss of his faith.
The doctor’s kind face hides his darkest sin:
The poor man he didn’t cure, ’cause there’s no money in them.
We all have something to hide behind our faces
But this crowd could put you through your paces.
Charles Hart and Richard Stilgoe said it right
Come join the paper-faced parade tonight!

CHORUS

This big ball is not some one-night-only,
But it’ll leave you bereft and lonely.
You’ll see a face for everyone you know
And that will be the face they want to show.
No knowing your friends have daggers on their lips
And loose them behind you after a few sips.
You know you already follow us in the dance,
So why do you try to catch a second glance?

CHORUS

New Year, New Posts

Posted in Uncategorized on 2 January 2009 by Red Wolf

A non-resolution for the new year:  try to post on here once a week.  Probably won’t happen, but I’ll try my best.

School:  Passed 4/5 of my classes.  Not too shabby.  I am NOT taking Differential Equations again.  I’m taking Statistical Reasoning and Computer Literacy for Mathematics.  I really wanted to take ASL 2, but the class doesn’t even have a wait list.

Church:  I’m working on hand-writing a Russian/Slavonic – English prayer book with updated Cyrillic (post-Imperial) and modernized English.  Where things have been taken from Scripture, I have gone to the Orthodox Study Bible to write out the English.  Just a few more days until the anniversary of my chrismation!  I will be 2 as of January 7.  The church I attend has gotten permission from our bishop to insert some Christmas stuff since that’s Old Calendar (Julian) Christmas.

Gardening:  Garlic & shallots went in the ground back in October.  I’ve seen the garlic I picked out from stuff from the grocery store, but nothing yet from the stuff I ordered from the seed company.  I know I put them right side up since I dug out one or two cloves and roots were forming.  I need to order seeds soon.

Computer:  I’m now a Linux monkey.  Why monkey instead of penguin?  I’m using Ubuntu, which means I’m probably more a lemming than a monkey.  I’m running it through Wubi, which you can find out more about on their web site.  I am having problems with an external hard drive, though.  Seems it’s locked out.  Rats.

Wonderful thing for the week:  Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake in the World!  Find out more here:  http://office-humour.co.uk/item/10226/  I may e-mail them for permission to repost it here.  It’s a microwave chocolate cake you make in a coffee mug.  It’s really tasty, but, microwave…  it’s a little rubbery.

Art & Writing:  I haven’t done much lately.  Ideas keep bouncing around, but they’re few and far between, so it’s rare they contact the few brain cells floating around in there.  I have done some crocheting, and I have more that needs to be finished…  Probably won’t be anytime soon, though…

SCA:  My name and arms are out of proofreading…  Maybe I’ll find out more at the business meeting.  Which reminds me, I have a web site to finish…

Cheers for now,

Red Wolf

Snooping Snopes

Posted in Uncategorized on 19 August 2008 by Red Wolf

I’m speaking, of course, about Snopes.com, an amazing internet house of urban myths, legends, and truth.  I decided to visit there early this morning after reading an AP article in the Maryville Daily Times about university heads wanting to change the legal drinking age.  It also appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times and a NPR article earlier today.  Their basic point being that a higher drinking age leads to more college kids drinking underage and sneaking it, because they’re getting away with something they’re not supposed to do.  Now, follow my ADD brain to the memory of an urban legend (or truth):  If a person with a military ID of age 18+ is in uniform, they may be served alcohol by the drink.  From what I can tell, this is false.  In my curiosity, I turned to Snopes usually comprehensive knowledge of urban myths like this might be.  I can’t find it.  Here’s what I did find, though, that I thought was interesting:

Of course, there are a lot of other things on there, too.  Lots of good information, and lots of funny stuff.

Cheers,

Red Wolf

Appalachian Gardening Hazards

Posted in gardening on 19 August 2008 by Red Wolf

Well, I thought I’d have watermelon this year.  Guess not.  I have decided that deer have eaten my vines.  I tore one out of the ground a few moments ago that had been nibbled to death.  I thought at first that it was insects eating the leaves, but the vines, which I foolishly trained up tomato cages, were broken in places and sheared off as if by a cutworm.  Cutworms are ground dwelling and only come out in the spring, so I know it wasn’t that.  If I can find my battery charger, I’ll take some snaps soon of the damage.  If they cling to life that long…

On the plus side, my lettuce is germinating, and I should have some mixed green salads next month.

Cheers for this post.  Two more on the way.

Red Wolf

Shatters, Solid, Liquid, but Doesn’t Flow

Posted in Uncategorized on 29 July 2008 by Red Wolf

That’s right, I’m talking about glass.  Apparently glass is both a solid and a liquid, but it doesn’t flow over time.  You want to open a scientific can of worms?  Produce your own theory on exactly what glass is, why it’s hard, and how it’s still a liquid.  Here’s a recent article from the New York Times Online Edition.

The Nature of Glass Remains Anything but Clear

Published: July 29, 2008

It is well known that panes of stained glass in old European churches are thicker at the bottom because glass is a slow-moving liquid that flows downward over centuries.

Well known, but wrong. Medieval stained glass makers were simply unable to make perfectly flat panes, and the windows were just as unevenly thick when new.

The tale contains a grain of truth about glass resembling a liquid, however. The arrangement of atoms and molecules in glass is indistinguishable from that of a liquid. But how can a liquid be as strikingly hard as glass?

“They’re the thickest and gooiest of liquids and the most disordered and structureless of rigid solids,” said Peter Harrowell, a professor of chemistry at the University of Sydney in Australia, speaking of glasses, which can be formed from different raw materials. “They sit right at this really profound sort of puzzle.”

To read more, click on the story’s title.  Same goes for the next couple, which are all NYTimes Online articles.  The neatest is the one about the glass lab.  You can see photos of that by clicking on the following image:

Glass Pretzel made at a demonstration in New York.

Glass Pretzel made at a demonstration in New York.

But wait…
Glass Does Not Flow. Except in Space?
By Kenneth Chang

[This is a guest posting by Kenneth Chang, a Times science reporter.]

In this week’s Science Times section, I write that glass is not just a slow-moving liquid and that the belief that old windows have sagged over time is bunk, even though scientists still struggle to explain why glass is so solid.

Buzz Aldrin's Flashlight

Then there’s Buzz Aldrin’s flashlight.

In 1999, Christie’s East in Manhattan auctioned off an assortment of space memorabilia, including a flashlight that Buzz Aldrin used during a Gemini 12 spacewalk in 1966. The auction catalog mentions:

The flashlight lens became deformed while in the vacuum of space.

And then, there are fun tricks with glass (this is the article for that pretzel) and stained glass window repair:

Designers Teach Glass (and Themselves) New Tricks

Published: May 28, 2008

Summer hadn’t quite arrived in the city over the Memorial Day weekend, but in the garden of the Cooper-Hewitt, National Design Museum, on upper Fifth Avenue, it was several hundred degrees in the shade. Onstage in the Corning Museum GlassLab, four sweat-beaded men in black T-shirts rotated elongated rods — tipped with molten glass hot enough to ignite anything it touched, whether metal, wood or flesh — with the nonchalance of baton twirlers.

A Gigantic Job for Window Fixers

Published: April 15, 2008

After a thousand years artisans are still using muscle, sweat and painstaking craftsmanship to preserve exquisitely painted pieces of colored glass that adorn majestic places of worship.

So, why all this about glass?  Because it fascinates me, too.  There are colours that could be done in stained glass centuries ago that can’t be recreated.  There’s a church in Paris that has a certain blue they can’t reproduce.  It was such that the Nazis removed the windows from the church while there was fighting in the city so they weren’t damaged.  Pretty cool, huh?

Cheers,

Red Wolf